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    How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

    How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

    By: Chuck Sambuchino

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    Product Details

    Category - Fiction / Action & Adventure

    Format - Hardcover

    Condition - Excellent

    Listed - 3 years ago

    Views - 2

    Wishes - 2

    Ships From - Missouri

    Est. Publication Date - Sep 2010

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    #hardcover#humor#dark#gnomes#survivalguide

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    A tongue-in-cheek reference on how to prevent, prepare for, and ward off a home invasion by garden gnomes, citing their growing populations and intrusive presence in pop culture, with case histories o...

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