Sadie Allison

Here'S the penis instruction manual that should come with every guy—all the highly orgasmic touches and techniques that'll rev up your passion, rekindle his intimacy, and spark the reddest hottest lustiest sex ever.

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Pennsylvania

Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

Sadie Allison has written this penis instruction manual for women who want to rekindle passion, reawaken romance, and revive red-hot sex. "Tickle His Pickle!" includes more than 50 hand and oral love-making techniques with 100 titillating illustrations to guide readers through the learning process. Tickle Kitty Press

Tickle His Pickle!

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Patricia Daniels

Darcie Johnston

What's so great about cooking? A lot! Feeding your friends and family is fun. It's creative. And knowing how to cook puts you in charge in so many ways. This book has all the know-how you need to get started: • How to use tools, gadgets, and equipment • Mixing, chopping, blending, and other basic techniques • Classic recipes you'll love • Pretty presentations • How to make a menu • Tips from girls like you! Who's the chef? You are!

How to Make Food for Your Friends, Your Family and Yourself

A first-step guide to cooking introduces such basic skills as chopping, mixing, and blending, and provides classic family recipes and tips for making an appetizing presentation.

A Smart Girl's Guide: Cooking

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Lia Wilson

Practical and simple, yet full of exciting new tastes, GIFTS for the COOKIE JAR will be your companion for holidays, bake sales or just making ordinary days special.

Gifts for the Cookie Jar

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Andy Weir

"Almost literally an un-put-downable book. I recommend it to anyone who loves the manned space program or who loves science or who loves a brilliantly written novel of unrelenting suspense and intelligence." -Dan Simmons, New York Times bestselling author of Drood and Hyperion

A Novel

Stranded on Mars by a dust storm that compromised his space suit and forced his crew to leave him behind, astronaut Watney struggles to survive in spite of minimal supplies and harsh environmental challenges that test his ingenuity in unique ways. A first novel.

The Martian

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Beth Ferry

When Neander meets Neanne, he's head-over-heels crushed. She's short, she's hairy, she's perfect! Determined to win her over, he brings her gift after gift— each one grander than the last. But Neanne remains unimpressed. When Neander comes up with the grandest gesture of all, it's Neanne's turn to do some crushing.

Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

A Picture Book

Will the caveboy's crush respond favorably to his grand, attention-getting gestures?

Caveboy Crush

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Ron McLarty

Gutsy 17-year-old Albert "Shoe" Horn is an apprentice plumber and part-time boxer in England in 1922, but when his mother dies, he finds himself responsible for an abusive, alcoholic father and a younger brother with special needs.

After the death of his mother, teen plumber and part-time boxer Albert "Shoe" Horn must deal with his abusive, alchoholic father and care for a younger brother with special needs. By the author of The Memory of Running

The Dropper

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Mark Teague

It's a new school year. And Elmo Freem just got THE. WORST HAIRCUT ON EARTH. What's the solu-tion? Head out past the solar system in search of the best barber in the universe, of course! But can the Great Moog-Moog save Elmo's head?

Moog-Moog, Space Barber

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Peter Robinson

A college lecturer is found dead - murdered and dumped on a railway line near his home with 65,000 in his pocket. DCI Banks and his team are drafted in to investigate, and soon discover that the case is far from clean-cut. Having spent his last years leading a secluded existence after dismissal for sexual misconduct, the victim isn't short of enemies who'd have intent to kill.

A disgraced college lecturer is found murdered with 5,000 pounds in his pocket on a disused railway line near his home. Since being dismissed from his job for sexual misconduct four years previously, he has been living a poverty-stricken and hermit-like existence in this isolated spot. The suspects range from several individuals at the college where he used to teach to a woman who knew the victim back in the early '70s at Essex University, then a hotbed of political activism. When Banks receives a warning to step away from the case, he realises there is much more to the mystery than meets the eye - for there are plenty more skeletons to come out of the closet . . .

Children of the Revolution DCI Banks 21

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In his quest to become the nextemperor of Planet XYZ, Bloop makes too many bloopers. So he's sent to Earth to conquer that crazy planet first. Who's in charge there? Dogs, of course! Other creatures feed them and pick up their poop! Bloop tries to master these maddening mutts and prove that he's top dog. But once Bloop gets a taste of the good life on Earth, what will he do when he's summoned back to XYZ? Tara Lazar's hilarious text perfectly pairs with Mike Boldt's vibrant art in this picture book about an alien who finally finds his true home.

Bloop

Helen Bannerman

Helen Bannerman, who was born in Edinburgh in 1863, lived in India for thirty years. As a gift for her two little girls, she wrote and illustrated The Story of Little Black Sambo (1899), a story that clearly takes place in India (with its tigers and "ghi," or melted butter), even though the names she gave her characters belie that setting. For this new edition of Banner-man's much beloved tale, the little boy, his mother, and his father have all been give authentic Indian names: Babaji, Mamaji, and Papaji. And Fred Marcellino's high-spirited illustrations lovingly, memorably transform this old favorite. He gives a classic story new life.

Helen Bannerman, who was born in Edinburgh in 1863, lived in India for thirty years. As a gift for her two little girls, she wrote and illustrated The Story of Little Black Sambo (1899), a story that clearly takes place in India (with its tigers and "ghi," or melted butter), even though the names she gave her characters belie that setting.

For this new edition of Bannerman's much beloved tale, the little boy, his mother, and his father have all been give authentic Indian names: Babaji, Mamaji, and Papaji. And Fred Marcellino's high-spirited illustrations lovingly, memorably transform this old favorite. He gives a classic story new life.

The Story of Little Babaji

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Bethlehem Shoals

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THE SIGNATORIES HERETO CONSECRATE THE PRINCIPLES SET FORTH IN THIS DOCUMENT:

THE DISSOLUTION OF THE OLD LEAGUE; THE RENEWAL OF FAITH IN INDIVIDUAL PLAYERS; THE CELEBRATION OF THE NEW LEAGUE IN ITS FULL GLORY.

Physical Education

Styles, Stats, and Stars in Today's Game

FreeDarko Presents: the Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac

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Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay To mould me man? Did I solicit thee From darkness to promote me? — 

   John Milton, Paradise Lost (Mary Shelley’s epigraph of Frankenstein) 

Frankenstein The Classic Tale Of Terror Reborn On Film - Signed - 7 Of 500

This book is divided into seven chapters. The first chapter explains the world of animals: how they are classified; their behavior; where they live; and threats to their survival. The remaining chapters present the major animal groups: mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, fish, and invertebrates. Each chapter starts with an introduction, followed by pages that describe the main groups that belong in that chapter. Special feature pages throughout the book highlight interesting animal characteristics. A glossary and list of animal sizes can be found at the back.

Heavy Hardcover (2 to 4 lbs)

Geography

National Geographic Encyclopedia of Animals 

Betty Crocker Editors

Get in the spirit Get everything done Involve the kids Have a little fun Do things ahead Bake special treats Prepare the feast Give gifts from your kitchen Enjoy old and new traditions

Featuring 250 recipes, 23 holiday crafts & tons of tips throughout, this is a bumper guide to cooking for the festive season.

Betty Crocker Christmas Cookbook

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Just then, Daddy quick pulled the car to the curb. "No, Junie B. No. You're not all set to go to work," he said. "You don't just pick up some scissors and start cutting hair. Do you understand? Working in a beauty shop takes years and years of practice." "Yeah, only I already know that," I said. "T already know it takes years and years of practice." "Years and years and years," said Daddy. I did a huffy breath at him. "I already know that, I told you," I said again. After that, I leaned back in my seat. 

Junie B Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy 

Ann Warren-Turner

Emma and her family are wooden dolls living a secret life inside their dollhouse. Tired of her small world, Emma wishes to go outside, where there is something called a tree and millions of tiny lamps light up the sky. More than this, though, she longs for an adventure, even though she doesn't know what an adventure really is. Emma soon finds out, when disaster strikes the dollhouse and she must learn to be brave. Emma's great adventure leads her to discover a new place and an unlikely friend along the way.

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

A series of poems describes the lives of a family of dolls and their servants living in a dollhouse in a young girl's room, from the perspective of Emma, the oldest of the doll children. Full-color illustrations.

Secrets from the Dollhouse

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Bill Peet

The creator of whimsical fantasies featuring a bevy of lifelike and lovable creatures, Bill Peet consistently combined excellent storytelling with enduring illustrations, becoming one of the most popular picture book creators of our time. Born in Grandview, Indiana, Bill Peet nurtured his childhood drawing talent and was awarded a scholarship to the John Herron Art Institute in Indianapolis, where he studied painting and design. After a brief apprenticeship period, he went to work for Walt Disney as a sketch artist, eventually becoming a screenwriter and helping to produce such beloved films as Fantasia, 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan. In 1959 Bill Peet published his first book, Hubert's Hair-Raising Adventure, going on to write and illustrate over thirty successful books for children.

Farewell to Shady Glade

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Bernard Waber

Reggie, my best friend, was moving away. My sister was the first to tell me about it. This is how she told me. She said:

Ira confronts several emotions when he learns his best friend Reggie is moving away.

Ira Says Goodbye

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Natalie Babbitt

his tale from Grimm—far less familiar than many of the others— given a brisk retelling by Natalie Babbitt and witty, spectacular, sumptuous pictures by Fred Marcellino. The story tells all about young Marco, who leads a charmed life if anyone ever did, starting off as nobody special and ending up king. Not that it's an easy path, the most dangerous part being an errand that takes him down into Hell. But thanks to the Devil's grandmother, as good an old ail.

Ouch!

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Mary Engelbreit

Mary Engelbreit's beloved holiday books have been helping fans celebrate Christmas for years. Now adults and children alike can color and design festive postcards, decorative ornaments, and dazzling gift tags that will spread warmth and joy to all throughout the season!

A Christmas Holiday Book for Kids

Just in time for the holidays, New York Times bestselling author and artist Mary Engelbreit has expanded her collection of coloring books with this assortment of black-and-white Christmas postcards, ornaments, and gift tags—perfect for adding your own pop of color! With the Color ME Christmas Book of Postcards, Mary Engelbreit fans can deck the halls, the tree, and their gifts with 10 postcards, 15 cut-out gift tags, and 10 cut-out ornaments. Each item is printed in black and white—the perfect canvas to get creative! This festive book from the New York Times bestselling queen of Christmas makes it easy to put an original and heartfelt touch on the holiday season.

Mary Engelbreit's Color ME Christmas Book of Postcards

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Math

Kindness counts 

Richard Egielski

Richard Egielski Buz 

"A clever concept, executed with style and wit. In his debut as an author, Egielski is in complete command of his artistic material." —Kirkus Reviews 

"This amusing picture book with a twist will get a good poring-over from young readers." —The Horn Book 

A Best Illustrated Children's Book of 1995 (The New York Times) 1998 Young Reader's Choice Award (Pennsylvania) An ABA Pick of the Lists

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Lisa Lennox

Enter Laci Johnson, a privileged, smart, beautiful teenage girl from across town, who teams up with The South Bronx Bitches-an infamous girl group known for chasing men and money. When the S.B.B. becomes, envious of Laci they devise a plan to destroy her life.

Lisa Lennox's debut novel transports us to the heart of the crack era: The South Bronx, New York, 1989. In the late 80s and early 90s, the crack epidemic swept through inner city communities like the plague. Mothers abandoned their children and took to the street for a hit. Fathers sold everything they owned to get a taste. The crackhead was rampant. Some neighborhoods were never the same. Enter Laci Johnson, a privileged, smart, beautiful teenage girl from across town, who teams up with The South Bronx Bitches, an infamous girl group known for chasing men and money. When the SBB becomes envious of Laci they devise a plan to destroy her life. Finding love in the most unexpected of places, Laci turns to a local drug dealer to help save her and heal the wounds of her new addiction.

Crack Head

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Kurt Vonnegut

"Poignant and hilarious, threaded with compassion and, behind everything, the cataract of a thundering moral statement." —The Boston Globe

A special fiftieth anniversary edition of Kurt Vonnegut’s masterpiece, “a desperate, painfully honest attempt to confront the monstrous crimes of the twentieth century” (Time), featuring a new introduction by Kevin Powers, author of the National Book Award finalist The Yellow Birds Selected by the Modern Library as one of the 100 best novels of all time Slaughterhouse-Five, an American classic, is one of the world’s great antiwar books. Centering on the infamous World War II firebombing of Dresden, the novel is the result of what Kurt Vonnegut described as a twenty-three-year struggle to write a book about what he had witnessed as an American prisoner of war. It combines historical fiction, science fiction, autobiography, and satire in an account of the life of Billy Pilgrim, a barber’s son turned draftee turned optometrist turned alien abductee. As Vonnegut had, Billy experiences the destruction of Dresden as a POW. Unlike Vonnegut, he experiences time travel, or coming “unstuck in time.” An instant bestseller, Slaughterhouse-Five made Kurt Vonnegut a cult hero in American literature, a reputation that only strengthened over time, despite his being banned and censored by some libraries and schools for content and language. But it was precisely those elements of Vonnegut’s writing—the political edginess, the genre-bending inventiveness, the frank violence, the transgressive wit—that have inspired generations of readers not just to look differently at the world around them but to find the confidence to say something about it. Authors as wide-ranging as Norman Mailer, John Irving, Michael Crichton, Tim O’Brien, Margaret Atwood, Elizabeth Strout, David Sedaris, Jennifer Egan, and J. K. Rowling have all found inspiration in Vonnegut’s words. Jonathan Safran Foer has described Vonnegut as “the kind of writer who made people—young people especially—want to write.” George Saunders has declared Vonnegut to be “the great, urgent, passionate American writer of our century, who offers us . . . a model of the kind of compassionate thinking that might yet save us from ourselves.” Fifty years after its initial publication at the height of the Vietnam War, Vonnegut's portrayal of political disillusionment, PTSD, and postwar anxiety feels as relevant, darkly humorous, and profoundly affecting as ever, an enduring beacon through our own era’s uncertainties. “Poignant and hilarious, threaded with compassion and, behind everything, the cataract of a thundering moral statement.”—The Boston Globe

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