Gail Honeyman

Light Hardcover (1 lb or less)

Minnesota

A Novel

Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

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Alan Gratz

Here it is! The hugely anticipated follow-up to Gratz's NYT bestselling, critically acclaimed phenomenon REFUGEE. This is another searing and heart-pounding look at kids making their way through war.

Grenade

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Robert Byrne

Light Paperback (1 lb or less)

Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf.

These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste.

Highlights include:

--W. C. Fields: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
--George Burns:" "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city."

And many more.

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

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Michael Crichton

Deep in the remote Nevada desert, eight people are trapped inside of the Xymos Corporation by a rapidly evolving swarm of predatory molecules that have massed together to form a powerful and intelligent organism that is targeting its creators.

Prey

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R. J. Palacio

"A book of precepts, with one saying for each day, from Auggie's teacher Mr. Brown"--

365 Days of Wonder: Mr. Browne's Book of Precepts

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Dav Pilkey

New from the creator of Captain Underpants, it's Dog Man, the crime-biting canine who is part dog, part man, and ALL COP! There's a new breed of justice in town, and he's ready to sniff out criminals -- as soon as he stops chasing his own tail! George and Harold have created a new hero who digs into deception, claws after crooks, and rolls over robbers. When Greg the police dog and his cop companion are injured on the job, a life-saving surgery changes the course of history, and Dog Man is born. With the head of a dog and the body of a human, this heroic hound has a real nose for justice. But can he resist the call of the wild to answer the call of duty?

Dog Man

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Erin Hunter

Three bears . . . one destiny From the author of the nationally bestselling Warriors books comes a brand-new animal fantasy series. Three young bears from different species—black, polar, and grizzly—are separated from their families when they are just young cubs. They find themselves brought together on a perilous journey. Fate is about to change all these bears lives forever, setting their paws on a path toward a future they cannot yet imagine . . .

Seekers #1: the Quest Begins

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Dog Man, the newest hero from the creator of Captain Underpants, is still learning a few tricks of the trade. If only the Chief would throw him a bone every once and a while... Dog Man needs to dry up the drool, dust away the dander, and roll out of the refuse if he's going to impress the Chief, and he needs to do it fast! Petey the cat is out of the bag, and his criminal curiosity is taking the city by storm. Can the canine crime biter unleash justice on this ruffian in time to save the city, or will Petey get away with the purrfect crime?

A Tale of Two Kitties

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Chris Cooper

Rascal is tired, hot and very thirsty when he comes across a runaway young girl, alone in a forest. Things get worse when they are caught in a forest fire and Rascal finds the girl's father trapped by flames. Rascal must try to lead them all to safety, but the fire is moving fast and they are running out of time . . .

Facing the Flames

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Carolyn Kolb

Paperback (1 to 2 lbs)

The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives

All The News That's Fit to Reprint The latest book in the New York Times bestselling Onion Ad Nauseam series includes every news story, opinion piece, news-in-brief, horoscope...yes, every last word that appeared in The Onion between October 2002 and October 2003. Here they are at last: all the issues of The Onion that you missed because you had a life to live. And each page takes 0.0 seconds to load! Fanfare for the Area Man: The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives, Volume 15 is packed with material no longer available online or anywhere else. Look for a new volume every year.

Fanfare for the Area Man

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Neil Gaiman

John Romita

Excellent except small tears on dust cover 

Hardcover (1 to 2 lbs)

You are thousands of years old. You have amazing powers. You have watched civilizations rise and fall. So why does no one remember any of this?

Eternals

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Jon Stewart

Heavy Hardcover (2 to 4 lbs)

A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race

Presents a humorous summation of the history of humanity and our achievements in society, government, religion, science, and culture.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (the Book)

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Thomas Jefferson

Ben Karlin

David Javerbaum

A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

The host of the award-winning humorous news program offers tongue-in-cheek insight into American democracy with coverage of such topics as the republican qualities of ancient Rome, the antics of our nation's founders, and the ludicrous nature of today's media.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America

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Anne M. Dunn

Philip Martin

Stories to Live By

75 short, purposeful traditional tales and original fables by a Native American (Ojibwe) storyteller. Each gives gentle guidance on issues of social justice, living in harmony with nature, and personal growth.

When Beaver Was Very Great

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Gary Harbo

Advanced Reader

Bart the gator is rescued on the mountain by his true friends after2013 a snow boarding wipeout.

The Rocky Mountain Adventure

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Bart the gator tries to ride a buffalo in the Black Hills and ends up needing a lot of help.

The Black Hills Adventure

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Lauren Tarshis

Follows the experiences of a young boy who struggles to escape the catastrophic A.D. 79 eruption of Mount Vesuvius.

I Survived the Destruction of Pompeii, 79 A. D.

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Universal

The Minions are back! Join your favorite yellow friends, along with Agnes, Edith, and Margo, on a new, hilarious adventure in this beautiful hardcover picture book that is based on the highly anticipated blockbuster movie Despicable Me 3! Agnes has two lifelong dreams: One is to be adopted into a loving family (completed!) and the other is to have a pet unicorn. Explore Agnes's love of unicorns inside this lovely picture book--and join her as she goes on her biggest adventure yet--to capture a unicorn! Despicable Me 3 is a trademark and copyright of Universal Studios. Licensed by Universal. All Rights Reserved.

Despicable Me 3: Agnes Loves Unicorns!

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Marion Dane Bauer

Based on a true story, this new novel by the author of "Runt" is the story of a young boy in Alaska who sets out to get even with the wily bear cub that has accidentally killed the boy's favorite animal.

A Bear Named Trouble

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Tim Kehoe

Vincent Shadow isn't particularly good at sports and is constantly being picked on by his classmates at Central Middle School. But it is Vincent's unusually creative mind that truly separates him from other kids his age.

Vincent's top secret attic lab is crammed with toy prototypes --from Liquid Superballs to Bullz-I Basketballs and Sonic Snorkelz--and he has a sketch book filled with drawings of toys he still wants to build. So when a chance encounter with an eccentric toy inventor offers him the opportunity to go from unknown weird kid to toy inventor extraordinaire, Vincent realizes that playtime is over: it's time to get serious about toys.


* Vincent Shadow: Toy Inventor was previously titled The Unusual Mind of Vincent Shadow.

Vincent Shadow: Toy Inventor

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P. M. Malone

Into the High Branches

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Witnessing the harrowing events of the Civil War from the Pennsylvania sidelines, 11-year-old Henry endures the most grueling challenges of his life throughout a hot July week when he becomes inadvertently involved in the historic battle. Original.

I Survived the Battle of Gettysburg 1863

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Ann M. Martin

Laura Godwin

Best friends Annabelle and Tiffany risk placing all of dollkind in danger when they run away while trying to prevent Tilly from being sent back to London before they can determine if she is Annabelle's long-lost baby sister.

The Runaway Dolls

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W. Bruce Cameron

JennyFromTheBookstore

A Puppy Tale

Helping to find lost children and accident victims after being trained as a search-and-rescue dog, Ellie discovers an additional purpose by bringing help and comfort to her handlers, the widowed Jakob and lonely Maya. By the best-selling author of A Dog's Journey. Simultaneous eBook.

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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

Alan Gratz

Grenade

Robert Byrne

The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Michael Crichton

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R. J. Palacio

365 Days of Wonder: Mr. Browne's Book of Precepts

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Seekers #1: the Quest Begins

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A Tale of Two Kitties

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When Beaver Was Very Great

Gary Harbo

The Rocky Mountain Adventure

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The Black Hills Adventure

Lauren Tarshis

I Survived the Destruction of Pompeii, 79 A. D.

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Despicable Me 3: Agnes Loves Unicorns!

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Tim Kehoe

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