Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings. Arranged in convenient chapters on subjects like bragging, being lazy, witches' titties, multi-genitaled animals, and more, these sayings cut to the core truths of life. When standard words fail... Redneck Words of Wisdom can save the day.