Alcatraz smarty has an incredible talent for breaking things he's hardly a hero. but receives a bag of sand on his 13th birthday and his life takes a bizarre turn. this is the ordinary bag of sand it is quickly stolen by a cult of evil librarians who are taking over the world by spreading misinformation and suppressed seeing truth Alcatraz must stop them by infiltrating the local library armed with nothing more than eyeglasses and a towel for klutziness.