It's my first day at a new school and the only person I know is my cousin, Zoe (but she might be a little too cool for me). I was just another scrawny kid until a group of ninjas recruited me into their clan. It was a world of trouble I wasn't prepared for, which is why I kept this diary-to warn other kids about the dangers of becoming a ninja. It's not all secret missions and running on treetops. I mean it is, but it's also super scary! Do NOT read this diary unless you're brave enough to learn all the secrets of being a ninja... so you can, you know, avoid it.